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|Blaze ||Hey, where have you been, buried under neath
dishes or something
|MadDog ||nah.. I got my old ICQ number back... yaay!!
|Blaze ||Ohhh I see, now I gonna have to delete the
other one, jeez all these mouse clicks is
terriable for my nails.
|MadDog ||heheh.. I'll still keep that number as a
backup though incase something happens
again... but I doubt that will happen.. :o)
|Blaze ||Ohhhh now you tell stright after I have just
deleted the other one. Grrr make up ya mind
|MadDog ||hehe.. thats okay.. I most likely wont use it
|Blaze ||Yeah, but what about that day you do, the gods
come down to earth and decide to flog all the
ICQ numbers except that one, will you remember
it. Or what about an EMP pulse, better write
it down mate, not even aliens can read
|MadDog ||way ahead of you... I have it tatooed on my
|Blaze ||Ohhh good, that makes me feel better, my I
well have mine engraved on my penis or
|Blaze ||Hey did you know it is scrotum
|MadDog ||I did not know that...
... good thing I was aware of my scrotum
anyway... who knows what could of happened if
I forgot it was there...
|Blaze ||Yeah I know what you mean. Better put an
alarm or something on it to make sure no one
steals them, you know they are worth a lot of
money on the Black Market, espically for
|MadDog ||yeah.... I know what you mean... Braden had
his scrotum stolen... well thats what I heard
anyway... Of course he denies it, but hey.. so
would I, man....
|Blaze ||Yeah, your just not a man unless you have your
scrotum under you. Poor guy must be lost with
out it, I mean how does he carry them now, in
|scope ||bwahaha... hi mikey :)
|MadDog ||*high five etc.*
Enjoy the sleep in?
|scope ||a high five, cool :)
yeah, the sleep in was great... *generally
praises the holidays of the education system*
|scope ||*points and laughs at those less fortunate
that dont get holidays*
|MadDog ||oh shoosh.... just you wait... one day when
you least expect it... you'll see... oooh
|scope ||*starts shaking*
eeeek.... i didnt mean it mikey....
pleaaaaaase dont hurt me :)
|MadDog ||aww come on...... I wasn't gonna hurt you... I
was just gonna give you a wedgie or
something... come on... get out from under the
|scope ||damn.. you found me...
anyway, kylie should be en route back there
now, 'moo' at her when she gets back can you?
|MadDog ||i generally moo at her anyway, so I should
remember that... :o)
|scope ||good good... thanks mikey :)
|MadDog ||heheh... kylie just asked what we've been
Mwaaa haa haaaa!!!!
"Oh... stuff.... "
i said the exact same thing.... yeahhhhh *high
|MadDog ||woo hoo!!!...
|MadDog ||"Tell me!! Youre both evil!!! "
|scope ||indeedy... .*shapes his eyebrows in an evil
|MadDog ||*sits in high backed leather armchair and
strokes furry white cat....*
|scope ||exxxxxxcellent.... MOOOOOOOOOO!
|MadDog ||she just looked at me funny at first, then i
did a couple more times.... then she said
"you talking to scotty?" and I said " ...
well, shes stopped talking to me now, cause i
said i was going out, so either she hates me,
or shes trying a little harder to pretend to
do work :)
|MadDog ||youre in the shit now.....
|scope ||bwahahah... nooooooo... i'm not :)
|MadDog ||i didnt open the packet....
|scope ||but the sky, its pink!
|MadDog ||oh come on... make sense will ya!
he took the risk.... no way am i eating that
|scope ||i double dare you to!
take that gnome, and kick its painted on ass!
|MadDog ||... hmm....
if you insist..
*kicks the ass of said gnome*
Hmmm... strangly satisfying... thankyou for
opening up this new world of opportunities..
|scope ||not a problem, my fine feathered friend...
|MadDog ||hey.. check it out... im nibbling nobby's
nuts.... for real!!!
|scope ||i'm sure nobby is loving it ;P
|MadDog ||aha!!! kylie picked the wrong nobby
response... she expected you to say "poor
nobby"... just shows how much she really knows
|scope ||ah ;)
|MadDog ||one a day! yes!!! sue sutherland!!! yeah!
|scope ||you know what they say about sue
|MadDog ||ah yes.. that thing about her ears.. i'll
never forget that story....
|scope ||mnn... quite the story...
|scope ||dum dum dee dee da dee... dum dum dee...
|MadDog ||bored? here.. have an inflatable rubber
|scope ||ooh! its round!
|scope ||call kylie a wombat...
(im easy to convince)
|MadDog ||i got a blank look...
|scope ||damn... ;)
|MadDog ||what else should I call her?
|scope ||nah, that'll do :)
|MadDog ||aww.. iw as having fun
|MadDog ||Leeeeeeetle scopey!
*pat pat pat*
|scope ||leeeeeetle alcoholically-enhanced-mikey!
*pat pat pat*
|MadDog ||you know KOROVA reminds me of some
war-torn, third-world country....
|scope ||wow...it reminds me of a russian cow.... the
things people think.. sheesh...
I want to register the domain:
that means condom in scandinavian...
|scope ||bet the marketting guys hate that one....
either that, or they sell condoms in boxes of
|MadDog ||yeah.. its bad enough asking for a pack of
condoms, let alone a box of
|MadDog ||i bet they just call then svangas....
Thats probably where frangers came from...
|scope ||perhaps, except in scandanavia, svangas is
probably pronounced kappeljokff..... or
something equally multicultural..
|MadDog ||haa hahah
|scope ||BUY! SELL!! SELL! NO... BUY!
|MadDog ||make up your mind... should I buy this dental
floss or not?
|scope ||dental floss?! egads no...
|MadDog ||okay... so I'm selling the floss...
What about these bizzare asian candies?
|scope ||keep em...
|MadDog ||okidokers... more of the candies... cant quite
make out the name... hmmm...
okay... I got a couple of these left-handed
tongue scrapers.. a good investment?
|scope ||yep... so many people need to scratch their
tongues with their left hands these days...
its phenomenal :)
|MadDog ||allrighty!!! ...
Beastie Boys lunchboxes?
|scope ||beastie boys suck... get rid of them while you
|MadDog ||aaahhh sell!!!!
|scope ||WARNING! Consumption of alcohol may lead you
to believe you have mystical kung fu powers.
|MadDog ||heheh... aaah.. but I do have mystical kung fu
|MadDog ||ahhh... yeah.. still.. shes a nut
|~The Dude~ ||fuck nuts! i like nuts man! shes a pomegranate
|MadDog ||yeah.. they suck ass... like artichokes...
|~The Dude~ ||yell out to zen for us and say " Hi"
|MadDog ||umm.well I can ICQ her for ya.. shes in a
|~The Dude~ ||oh nah tis ok man really :)
dun worry lol
|MadDog ||heheh.. I could poke her in the back of the
head for ya on my way to get a coffee if you
|~The Dude~ ||thatd be good, thanks lol
|MadDog ||no problemo
|~The Dude~ ||did you know that 67 per cent of women dont
experience an orgasm until they are over
I'd like you, Mikey, to apologise on behalf of
all men to all the women in you office RIGHT
NOW for the blatant disregard to the pleasure
of the female genitalia, by men, for the womens
lmfao...sorry, hypo *jumps up and down*
|MadDog ||I NEVER disregard the genitals...
|~The Dude~ ||we mean theirs, not yours lol *eep*
did i say that? i dont do that *cringe*
well thats ok then...*nods and ticks you off
the satis-viable list*
|~The Dude~ ||tell that kylie girl i hate getting
grr's off her...
|~The Dude~ ||oh, shes now
ive given her superhero status...
when your in trouble, ever...you must flick a
match , hold it up
"Whooshkah fooshkah I'm in deep shit,
where is super-zenny when you need her!"
a masked individual shall give you a ticket
with a number on it, wait until you are called
before being saved...
|MadDog ||thanks for the advice...
|~The Dude~ ||nar seriously
if mikey holds up a lit match and sez
"whooshkah fooshkah i need help wheres
super-zenny when i need her"
you must run to his rescue, as is with
|MadDog ||Ummm what?
|~The Dude~ ||dang...im trying to get some deja vu goin here
and im sending the wrong messages to people
if i start nibbling your earlobe, its not
really to you... lol
|MadDog ||ooh.. understood....
|~The Dude~ ||you sphagnum sphagoos gunna do the bbq? *g*
|MadDog ||doesnt look like it... and if anything it wont
be much... we need a drum kit see?
|~The Dude~ ||want me to bring down some kettle drums
well get you a raibow beret, some marijuana
joints and some dark sunnies
we'll call you mr marley and youll get all the
chicks with your metal drumming madness..lol
|~The Dude~ ||aye, ill be drunk in her honour anyway lol
well illbe drunk, tis new years eve after all
|MadDog ||hehehe... yup... drunkenness all round!!
|~The Dude~ ||drunkenness is good...
especially when there are 15 year old high
school girls, hotties...
lmfao...kidding, (yet again)
|MadDog ||I should think so...
16 maybe... that way its all nice and above
|~The Dude~ ||lol
but 15 year olds squeal loder
*remembers when he was 15*
oh the joy...
|MadDog ||ahh... yes.. but thats not nececarily a good
thing when youre trying to be discreet in the
*remembers bac to when HE was 15... heheh*
|~The Dude~ ||try the ironing board
any bounce and they're exiting the
atmosphere without any force of gravity
pulling at them
|MadDog ||HAHAH... oooh... anigrav... now theres a
|~The Dude~ ||yeh...
or never try doggie style on wet grass...
kinda like roller blading and not knowing how
to do it really lol
|MadDog ||HAHAH!!!.. I bet...
|~The Dude~ ||one bounce and she's sliding across the green
envelope of obscurity into a garden fence of
sad sad boy I am...
especially since im talking about it
anyway...24 hours of straight writing is
enough for me, im off to bed
im a bohemian :)
|MadDog ||thats interesting... Im a protestant...
|~The Dude~ ||Protestants are nazi's
and thats a valid point..considering Martin
luther was an avid Anti-Semite, and believe
all german jews should be purged of assets and
which hitler did, of course
|MadDog ||zig heil..
|~The Dude~ ||damn straight
Geheim Staats polizie ein juden die
|~The Dude~ ||im a midget! im so not a midget! my knees just
have toes..yur mean! your mean! *runs away
|~The Dude~ ||*grumbles* I'll midget you man! I'll midget
you good and proper!
*midgets you without the knowledge of what a
midgeeting is...but sure as hell he's gunna
find something poojestery about it*
|~The Dude~ ||yeh...it's a hobby
i think up of new words...
pity i can never think of anything that it
could mean *shrug*
poo= well...poo of course?
An entertaining poo!
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