This is it! The Complete Lexicon of Dog Volume III . If you've ever wanted to know anything about me, then this is the place to look... Its quite a list so I've made the font size particularly small. If you cant read it, then might I suggest you invest in a pair of glasses. If you have a question for me that hasn't been answered here, please let me know...
Hoping into a warm bed after getting out of the shower, TAC commercials, sex, tapioca pudding, sex WITH tapioca pudding, a blue inflatable chair, the bubble that sometimes gets set free when you squeeze the dishwashing liquid bottle, the red stuff left in the bottom of the bag of BBQ Shapes, funny hats and wigs, cheeky monkeys, banana fritters, ninjas, Vanilla Coke, my dog Maddi, fighting evil, the sensation you get when you take a Band-Aid off your finger that's been on there for ages.
Hatch, Ade, Smoopie, Amy, zenny, Pikachu (technically not a person). -- See Friends of Dog
Cold weather, arrogant people, general intolerance, not being able to find a good car park, bad toilet humour (although original toilet humour delivered correctly can be quite hilarious), foul public toilets, French people.
There's not many I dislike, but when I do dislike someone... oh yes.
Mike Munro, Ben Lee.
Things I never leave my house without
Wallet, keys, mobile phone (most of the time), genitals.
Being too lazy for my own damn good, Life being far, far, far, far toooo short, Having no big goals in life yet expecting my life to be more than ordinary.
Chicks that I find groovy
Katie Holmes, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Rachel Leigh Cook... heheh... you know... the usuals... oh.. and Smoopie. Sorry hon... You know I love ya!
Important people in my life
Smoopie, Amy, Mum & Dad, Hatch, Ade.
Too hard to say, but I'll go with Wes Craven's Scream - The way horror should be done. Either that or the Matrix flicks...
Favorite alcoholic beverage
Beer, namely Harp Lager, a smooth Irish beer that can be purchased in most irish pubs (except for the one here, the lousy bastards). Domestically, give me a VB or a Carlton Cold any day. I also enjoy Jameson & Coke. I've also recently had a go at making some home brew. I'll let you know how that goes.
Favorite TV shows
Futurama, The Simpsons, Buffy, Angel, Dharma & Greg, 24, Neighbours (sad, yes I know), Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Young Ones, Bottom, Big Brother, anything with nudity
+LIVE+ - Great songs with great lyrics... and they really know how to put on a great show. I also listen to Muse, Ice cream Hands, The Whitlams, and
How I spend my leisure time
Watching TV, playing video games, reading magazines (not porn, mind you... just stuff like Ralph, FHM and the like), watch a video, hop on the interweb, getting slightly tipsy, listening to some music.
Things I reckon I'm not too bad at
Massages, being creative/ artistic, playing video games, driving, drumming, cooking (when I can be bothered), making people laugh.
Things I reckon I suck at
Finishing large projects once I start them (apart from madSite ), singing (but it doesn't stop me trying), dealing with conflict, sporting activities, pretending to be interested in sporting activities.
What I'd like to name my kids
Corduroy, Morag, Samsonite, Emmitt, Orb, Turnpike, Pinnochio Bubbarama, Throckmorton, Boosie Undersides, Buttercup Gigglehiney.
Unfortunately I didn't get to name my daughter any of these, however I did get to name her after a famous hedgehog's girlfriend.
Favorite video games
Xenogears, Skies of Arcadia, the Street Fighter series, the Final Fantasy series, a whole bunch of Commodore 64 classics, Golden Eye, Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day...anything that I find eating away at a huge chunk of my life.
Haemoglobin - Strudel - Wang - Jubblies - Pantaloons - Chicanery - Synoptic - Brethren - Symbiotic - Nodules - Conundrum
Johnny Depp, Samuel L. Mutherf*cker Jackson, Joshua Jackson, Christopher Walken.
Lasagna, calamari, curly spaghettis in the oven, pizza (both fresh and frozen), general pasta type dishes, Double Quarter Pounder, iskender, Lutfies Halal food.